Clever brands hire me to charm the pants off their ideal clients.


Here's how I help:

I write copy that makes people laugh, which drops the 'ick' factor from sales.

Typical side effects include frenzied mashing of the following CTAs:

Sign up.
Yes, I'll buy this goat.

Here's where I help:

Your Product

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App, website, or digital product? I'll guide users through your world, one click at a time – with clear, warm product copy that makes people smile - then buy.

Your Voice

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Copy minus the cringe.
Your brand voice is the glue that holds this whole shebang together. Brands spend years defining this.
I'll help you get it right.

Your Stories

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Copy is nothing without connection.
I'll teach you the ins and outs of brand writing that'll help you disarm — then charm — your people.

Are you ready to kiss goodbye to plain, please-everyone branding?

And uncover the not–so–secret weapon that will cement your brand in people's minds, foreverandeverandever?

I've got what you need.
I'm Chloe Barnes. Let's have some fun.